O Laquashe, you're my best friend.

Who relies on me more than you?
Who else's life am I a bigger part of?
If I died tonight, who would suffer more?

You are always here when I want you, because I keep you in a cage.
You'll never leave and have adventures on your own.
I don't feel bad, though,
because if I let you go, you wouldn't survive.
So you belong to me.

And I belong to you:
I provide you with all the fresh food, water, and bedding you need.
I protect you from Roger, and from Momma Cat, and from all harm.
All I want is for you to be happy.
A sunflower seed is all it takes.
So honest and so simple. So easy.
And yet,
Are you aware of what I do for you?
Do you even know that I exist?
Is your tiny mind capable of caring?
You'll never do a thing for me.
It doesn't matter.
You're my best friend.