Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Breaking News: I am completely useless.

I just got laid off after three full days at my new job; the employer cited "performance issues", so now I'm back on the temp list, and I just have to pick up my check on Friday and wait for another stellar employment opportunity.

Man, I'm so sorry I wasn't as good as my job as the guys who had already been doing it a while before I got there, especially because they decided not to train me or even tell me what was going on half the time. Considering, I think I did a damn good job.

Yeh, good riddance I guess, but this isn't doing wonders for my eslf-esteem.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

aCTUAL wORK 2

Yesterday a girl called me and made me pee into a cup, and today I went to work at my new job (apparently these two events were somehow related).

I've never worked so hard in my whole life. 10 hours of putting boxes into semi trailers. My legs hurted so bad. At one point I literally thought I was a mule. Or at least I thought I knew how how a mule feels.

And everybody speaks Mexican. Look, I'm no shipping manager, but when you have the new hire work with a couple of guys to learn the ropes, try to make sure they speak the same language. It will work much better, and will be a much more pleasant experience for the newbie. Pointing and grunting is not a healthy means of communication. I don't like to talk much, but I like for people to speak to me Thankfully there was a nice guy (went to my high school) who came by and helped me out a few times.

Why do Mexicans always MUMBLE?! If you actually spoke up and An-nun-ci-a-ted I might be able to use my high school Spanish classes and pick up what you are saying. Even in English they mumble. I think speaking Spanish makes your tongue lazy.

Now I'm super tired and I'm hearing that little voice again that says, "go back to schooool, ya loser!" And this time it's not my parents.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

I'm a genius

I figured out the root of all the world's problems today. Well, some of them, anyway.

When it's impossible to create some virtue in another human being, people will attempt to enforce the semblance of such virtue.

Take education. The ostensible motive for education is for students to learn. We learn best when we are motivated, but giving a student the will to learn or an interest in a subject is incredibly hard. If a student decides the lesson is irrelevant, doesn't respect the teacher, wants to be somewhere else, There is not much that can be done.

What are the tendencies of a student who wants to learn? They don't skip class. They listen attentively and take notes. They act respectfully toward their teacher. They do homework. Aren't these the kind of issues teachers struggle to correct every day? In the absence of eager students, educators try to create the image of such. They have a delusional belief that this type of environment leads to learning, when it is the other way around. In short, they are going about it backwards.

Good students also do well on tests. Standardized testing is a slightly better measure of learning, simply because it's hard to fake your way through. However, If we grade schools on test scores, we are repeating the same mistake. It makes so much common sense; good test scores indicate good education, so let's get test scores up. It's like treating the symptoms to cure the disease.

How about respect? So many people define respect in terms of acting in a respectful manner. They want to be treated "with respect" but what they really want is the appearance of respect. Real respect is esteem. Try as you might, you cannot coerce someone into thinking highly of you. So people in positions of power who do not command respect will demand deferential treatment from their subordinates. This can only breed resentment. To earn my respect, give me something worth respecting.

Or morality? I'm a moral person. I know what is right and wrong and I try to do what is right. I know a moral person when I see one. They do good things, too. Now, if we could only get those bad people to start acting right. Then they'd be moral! Maybe they'll resist at first, but as soon as we wipe out those nasty habits they'll be good people again.

It must bother people when so much is beyond their control, that they start exercising control wherever they can. They become confused as to their true purpose, chasing the illusion of what they want. I think I'm depressing myself. Still, it feels good just knowing what's wrong. I was going to conclude by suggesting how to remedy the problem I just described, but maybe I'll leave it up to you to figure it out, mm?