aCTUAL wORK 2
Yesterday a girl called me and made me pee into a cup, and today I went to work at my new job (apparently these two events were somehow related).
I've never worked so hard in my whole life. 10 hours of putting boxes into semi trailers. My legs hurted so bad. At one point I literally thought I was a mule. Or at least I thought I knew how how a mule feels.
And everybody speaks Mexican. Look, I'm no shipping manager, but when you have the new hire work with a couple of guys to learn the ropes, try to make sure they speak the same language. It will work much better, and will be a much more pleasant experience for the newbie. Pointing and grunting is not a healthy means of communication. I don't like to talk much, but I like for people to speak to me Thankfully there was a nice guy (went to my high school) who came by and helped me out a few times.
Why do Mexicans always MUMBLE?! If you actually spoke up and An-nun-ci-a-ted I might be able to use my high school Spanish classes and pick up what you are saying. Even in English they mumble. I think speaking Spanish makes your tongue lazy.
Now I'm super tired and I'm hearing that little voice again that says, "go back to schooool, ya loser!" And this time it's not my parents.
I've never worked so hard in my whole life. 10 hours of putting boxes into semi trailers. My legs hurted so bad. At one point I literally thought I was a mule. Or at least I thought I knew how how a mule feels.
And everybody speaks Mexican. Look, I'm no shipping manager, but when you have the new hire work with a couple of guys to learn the ropes, try to make sure they speak the same language. It will work much better, and will be a much more pleasant experience for the newbie. Pointing and grunting is not a healthy means of communication. I don't like to talk much, but I like for people to speak to me Thankfully there was a nice guy (went to my high school) who came by and helped me out a few times.
Why do Mexicans always MUMBLE?! If you actually spoke up and An-nun-ci-a-ted I might be able to use my high school Spanish classes and pick up what you are saying. Even in English they mumble. I think speaking Spanish makes your tongue lazy.
Now I'm super tired and I'm hearing that little voice again that says, "go back to schooool, ya loser!" And this time it's not my parents.
posted by Textual Harassment at 10:48 PM
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