Curses. How did they do that?

It's 3 am and I've had all night to think. I have learned a few things about my relationship with my parents.

1. They always end up being right, even if they have to wait until the future for what they say to become true.
2. They have the ability give me a neurotic condition by mere suggestion.

I mentioned to them yesterday that I had not been sleeping very well--waking up in the night and so on--and they took this to mean insomnia. Now I have insomnia. I really. really. need to move away.